This old bag, they call it Fendi Calf Hair Mama Bag, yeah, that’s the one. Heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market. They say it’s a good one, worth some money. This one, it’s brown, like the dirt after a good rain. My neighbor, she got one, but it is not brown. Hers is older, I think.
This Fendi Bag, It’s a Baguette
They call it a Baguette. Like that bread, you know? Long and skinny. Don’t know why they call it that, though. Ain’t nothin’ like eatin’ bread. This one, it’s made of calf hair. Feels kinda soft, like a baby cow. Imagine that, a purse made of cow hair! Back in my day, we just used what we had. This bag is brown, like the old barn door, but some are not. I saw some in other colors.
They say this Fendi Bag, it’s fancy. Some lady, name of Fendi, made it way back when. 1997, I heard. Wasn’t called no Baguette then. Someone called it that later, ’cause you hold it under your arm. Like you holdin’ a loaf of bread, I guess. Makes sense, kinda.
- This bag, it got a flap.
- It got a strap, too. Made of leather, they say.
- Brown leather, just like the hair.
Real or Fake Fendi Bag?
Now, how you know it’s a real one? That’s the question. They say there’s a thing inside, a sticker. A hologram, they call it. Shiny and all. If it ain’t got that, it ain’t real. Some letters inside the bag, too. They have to be all the same, not skinny and fat mixed up.
This Fendi Mama Baguette, it’s been around. Since 2008, maybe longer. People like these old things. I had a bag from then. Strong, you know. But not this kind. Mine was just for carryin’ things. Not for show.
This one, it’s for show, I reckon. All that soft calf hair. Brown and pretty. They say it’s a treasure. Like findin’ a gold coin in the chicken coop. Don’t happen often, that’s for sure. If it is good, it is good. If it is not, it is not.
Fendi Bag, Good or Not?
This bag, this Fendi Calf Hair Mama Bag Baguette Brown Bag, it’s somethin’, ain’t it? Fancy name for a fancy bag. They got all kinds of these bags. Different colors, different shapes. But this brown one, with the calf hair, it’s special, they say. I don’t know about the price. That is for rich people, I think.
If you got one, you hold onto it. Might be worth somethin’ someday. Like them old quilts your grandma used to make. Worth nothin’ then, worth somethin’ now. This Fendi Bag, same thing, maybe. You just need to wait, maybe a long time.
- They say it’s made good. Sturdy, like a good workhorse.
- Got a zipper pocket inside. For your money, I guess. Or other things you don’t want others to see.
- Shiny silver on it, too. Like a new dime.
So, this Fendi Calf Hair Mama Bag Baguette Brown Bag. It’s a good one, if it’s real. Got the hologram, got the right letters, got that soft calf hair. If you got one, you lucky. If you don’t, well, there’s other bags. But maybe not as fancy as this one. This one is a good quote. A good find, I think.
This bag, this Fendi, it is like a legend. Like a big fish, that everyone talks about. But not everyone has seen it. Those who have, they remember it. Some people like it, some people don’t. But everyone knows about it. This brown one, is a good one. That is what I think.
If you want to buy one, you need money. Lots of it. Maybe sell some chickens, some eggs. Maybe sell that old cow. Then you can buy this bag. And everyone will know you. This bag, it is like that. It shows you have something. Some money, some taste. I don’t know, I just know this bag is a big deal.